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1989-11-13
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DIALOGUE BETWEEN A HILLBILLY HUSBAND AND WIFE
(VERY DRAMATIC)
MAW: Paw, git up. It's time to {A Verb} the hogs and milk the {A Plural Noun}.
PAW: Milk the {The SAME Plural Noun}? Listen, I {A Verb, Past tense} them last night.
MAW: Well, git up. Listen the old red {An Animal} is crowing.
PAW: What's fer breakfast? Corn pone and black-eyed {A Plural Noun}?
MAW: No, I got some nice fried {An Animal} belly.
PAW: Good. After breakfast, I'll {A Verb} the chickens and then I'll have to fix the still.
MAW: What's wrong with the still?
PAW: It's turning out {A Liquid} instead of moonshine. I think I've been putting too much {A Food} in the mash.
MAW: Well, don't forget to take your rifle, Paw. If a Revenue Agent spots you, you can shoot him in the {A Noun}.